Writings of the nearly extinct

I wonder what it says that I was more bummed by the death of Billy Mays than anyone who's died recently?


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I'll raise a beer for you next time I'm out.

The surgery went OK. I was in the waiting room longer than the surgery lasted. Glad they told me to be there three hours early... Surgery was supposed to start at 2pm and they finally brought me back around 3. Prep took an hour or so and they brought me into the OR and I don't remember much of anything after that. Except I think I was humming.

I got to come home last night and got situated. Most of today was devoted to watching TV and napping and generally getting used to this. Needless to say, it sucks.

Tomorrow will be devoted to finding a wheelchair since I'm going to have to get around a bit and/or maybe a kneeling walker. That'll be a job for Craigslist.

I have to go to the doctor on Monday or Tuesday where they'll tell me more about what's going on. I could be off my feet for up to 12 weeks. Which totally sucks.

'The Bird' Mark Fidrych Dies At Age 54

Died while working on his truck.

I remember watching him groom the mound over and over. I was fascinated by it. He got me hooked on baseball as a 10 year old back in 1976.

Bye Bird. Say hey to George Kell.

I'm the first to admit that I make grammatical mistakes. I make spelling mistakes as well (thank heavens for spell check). But here are the headlines from my "My Yahoo" news agreggator that have made me cringe today:

Oakland cop shot by parolee taken off life support (AP) {The parolee was on life support, then shot the cop when taken off?}

Obama praises shuttle, space station crews in call (AP) {Obama praised the space shuttle while the crews were on another call?}

Flames deny Red Wings's bid for Western lead {OUCH, my eyes}

Rangers D Rozsival out 7-to-10 days (AP) {hyphens much?}

I'll leave you to parse the meanings.

George Kell is a huge memory for me watching Tigers TV broadcasts in the '70s and '80s.

Detroit (WWJ) -- Former Detroit Tigers baseball player and broadcaster George Kell has passed away. He was 86.

The Hall of Famer played third base for the Tigers, Philadelphia Athletics, Boston Red Sox, Chicago White Sox, and Baltimore Orioles in the 1940's and 1950's.

Full story: http://www.wwj.com/Baseball-Legend-George-Kell-Dies-At-86/4075485

Bye, George. Now you have the best seats in the stadium.

Passed away in Phoenix today. I will miss him greatly.

CHICAGO – Paul Harvey, the news commentator and talk-radio pioneer whose staccato style made him one of the nation's most familiar voices, died Saturday in Arizona, according to ABC Radio Networks. He was 90.

The rest of the story here

Was simple and to the point.

President Obama

Is it childish that it just tickles the hell outta me when I read that? Or hear it on the news? And that hearing "Former President Bush" makes me almost as giddy?

Don't you get food stuck in it? Doesn't it itch? Do girls like it? Why do you wear so much plaid?

Now, the answers to all of your questions from my friends at Funny or Die.

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I heard on the news this morning that the temp in Jackson was colder than at McMurdo Station in Antarctica today. While that may be true, it's the exception rather than the rule.

If you were cold this morning coming in to work, just click the video below to feel a little better about it and smile that spring is only 66 days away.

Sad but she's in a better place now.

1950s pinup model Bettie Page dies in LA at 85

I'll miss you, Bettie. You made the world a much prettier place for your being in it.

From the lovely fairmer

1. Answer each of the questions below using the Flickr Search engine.
2. Choose a photo from the first three pages.

3. Copy the URL of your favorite photo into this site: BigHugeLabs.com
4. Share!

Questions: name, favorite food, hometown, favorite color, celebrity crush, favorite drink, dream vacation, favorite dessert, what I most want to be when I grow up, what I love most in the world, one word that describes me, my username



1. Lighthouse at Robert Moses State Park (Robert) 2. 20080329 One-Pound Prime Rib (Prime Rib) 3. New Hudson 1924 :: eu-moto 8517 (New Hudson, MI) 4. Cascade in Blue (Royal Blue) 5. Zeta-Jones, Catherine (Catherine Zeta-Jones) 6. Raspberry Iced Tea (Raspberry iced tea) 7. The Famous Wigan Pier (now on Schmapp.com) (Wigan, England) 8. IMG_6677 (hot fudge sundae with chocolate ice cream) 9. Voluntary Tax_9200 (Independently wealthy) 10. Serenity (Peace and serenity) 11. jack of all trades (Jack of all trades) 12. this is bob (Dinosaur Bob)

Thank you for your service and your sacrifice.

I was honored at my nephew's elementary school this morning. The students invited members of their families who had served to come to a Veteran's Day assembly there where we were honored for our service.

Gotta say, it was the best thank you I ever had for being a vet. The kids gave us all hand-made cards and flags. Makes it all worthwhile.

I'm admiring this guy more and more and more.



From the blog of jj_maccrimmon

The previous link in the chain is from divinedemon

Grab the nearest book.

* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

"These people did not die by accident, alone in the bogs, since a number of skeletons were accompanied by various items which seem to have been deposited with them."

-Earthly Remains: The History and Science of Preserved Human Bodies" Pearson, Michael and Chamberlain, Andrew T. Oxford: Oxford University Press, 2001.

Link to Amazon here.

Nowwww do it!

From bangping. I wish -- oh how I wish -- I could write about things this well and pointedly.

Here's the link to her post:
http://bangping.livejournal.com/143915.html

Go there, read, nod in agreement.

( Consider the last Illinois politician who became President after only two years in Congress. )

Y'know, I really do understand people for whom pain is such an overwhelming part of their lives that they choose to end it. If I had the choice between being in constant and unrelenting pain or spending my days in a drug-induced fog, I'm pretty sure I know which path I'd take.

But it seems like there may be a positive development on the horizon, at least as it applies to me and my arthritic spine. I know I've joked about it many times to many people: "Just pull out my spine and toss a new one in there." but it seems that the time is coming where that very thing is -- to some extent, at least -- possible.

It's called TFAS®, the Total Facet Arthroplasty System® and it was created by Archus® Orthopedics, a private company in Redmond, Washington, specializing in orthopedic implants. TFAS is a patented spinal implant that replaces worn facets of the spine.

Facets are joints at the back of each vertebra that articulate with each other and allow independent movement. The facet joints, like the hip and knee joints, are surrounded by synovial fluid that enables their frictionless movement.

The whole thing, including the above quote, is right here: Get yourself a new spine, right here!

And it seems like a very valid game to be playing.

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Found this out today:

Bestselling Author of Artemis Fowl Series, Eoin Colfer, Tapped To Write The Sixth Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Last update: 1:30 p.m. EDT Sept. 17, 2008
NEW YORK, Sept 17, 2008 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ -- Ellen Archer, President and Publisher, announces today that Hyperion will publish the next book in the beloved and world-famous Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. Eoin Colfer, author of the bestselling Artemis Fowl children series, will continue the legacy of Hitchhiker's, originally created and written by Douglas Adams, who passed away in 2001. The new book is titled And Another Thing . . . will be published in October 2009.

The whole article here:
HHGTG rises again

I'm gonna have to read these Artemis Fowl books and see how the humor stacks up. Douglas Adams had a very particular sense of humor and wit so it'll be very interesting to see a comparison.

Seen first at skyblack_75's pad.

Caution: Seething commentary inside.




Olbermann is very critical of Senator McCain here and it seems that he has a good basis in his reasons. He gets a little emotional but I understand that he lost friends on 9/11 so that's understanding.

P.S. Yes, I'm alive.

( Fuck or Pass )

( Cut to protect those for whom my typical TMI descriptions are really TMI )

Actually, pretty flippin funny:

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From CNN.com:

PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania (AP) -- Randy Pausch, a Carnegie Mellon University computer scientist whose "last lecture" about facing terminal cancer became an Internet sensation and a best-selling book, died Friday. He was 47.
Pausch

Randy Pausch emphasized the joy of life in his "last lecture," originally given in September 2007.

Pausch died at his home in Virginia, university spokeswoman Anne Watzman said. Pausch and his family moved there last fall to be closer to his wife's relatives.

Read the whole CNN story here.


It's kind of sad that we have to wait until death stares us in the face to find the courage to do those things that we've always wanted to do but were too nervous/scared/worried about what other people think to do them.

The Last Lecture. It's 75 minutes long but very worth watching.

Why yes... as a matter of fact, I *am* that bored.

( Click here to see just how bored. )

The Grand Traverse Lighthouse has been nominated by Jeld Wen windows to receive free windows.

It is one of 12 lighthouses nominated. They allow one vote per email address.

Please spread this to your friends and ask them to vote for the Grand Traverse Lighthouse.

To vote go to http://www.jeld-wen.com/lighthouse

To read more about the whole project, click here: Rock The Vote For Lighthouses

Don S. Davis was known to millions of fans as Major General Hammond on Stargate SG-1. He died on Sunday June 29 of a massive heart attack. Yes, I'm a Stargate geek.

http://gateworld.net/news/2008/06/don_s._davis_1942-2008.shtml

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I can't help but wonder where MY Drexel Dragons sweatshirt is.... Being that I too made a long trip -- doing the Dragon's share of the driving.

Of course, I'm sure it's just delayed in the mails.

From jj_macrimmon and like him, I am:

Your result for The Monty Python Movie Trivia Test...

Sir Lancelot

You scored a 83% knowledge on the Monty Python Trivia Test.

Take The Monty Python Movie Trivia Test at HelloQuizzy

The Challenge:

- Post 3 things you've done in your lifetime that you don't think anybody on your friends list has done.
- See if anybody else responds with "I've done that."
- Have your friends cut & paste this into their journal to see what unique things they've done in their life.

1. Driven from Michigan to Florida and back in 40 hours.
2. Observed Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Pluto, and Neptune in a single night. (through a telescope) (We also observed the Earth through a different one, just to cover all nine)
3. Attended the last-ever Tigers game at Tiger Stadium in 1999.

I'm on my Civil War Battlefields class trip, where I've visited Gettysburg, Antietam, the Library of Congress, Sharpsburg, Fredricksburg, The Wilderness Battlefield, and Spotsylvania/Chancellorsville. Tonight I blog from Richmnd, VA. Richmond was the capitol of the Confederate States of American for much of the war, situated about 80 miles from Washington, D.C.

That was then. This is now. I'm reminded of my last trip to Richmond, wherein I was denied a Mac iBook by the Henrico County Schools. For my new friends, the entire ordeal can be read here:

http://dinosaurbob.livejournal.com/38132.html
http://dinosaurbob.livejournal.com/38469.html
http://dinosaurbob.livejournal.com/39822.html
http://dinosaurbob.livejournal.com/41356.html
http://dinosaurbob.livejournal.com/42806.html

Hopefully this time I'll not have such tales of amused woes to relate. Tomorrow (Sunday) we visit the civil War museum of medicine and Appomatox Courthouse, where the surrender treaty was signed.

Now it's off to bed.

Taken from the nerddom of jj_maccrimmon:

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Literature Nerd   Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's eloquence; and you may like to read/write poetry or novels. You contribute to the smart people of today's society, however you can probably be overly-critical of works. It's okay. I understand.
Science/Math Nerd
Drama Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Social Nerd
Anime Nerd
Musician
Artistic Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quizzes for MySpace

Thanks guys! You made for a great season!



1935–36, 1936–37, 1942–43, 1949–50, 1951–52,
1953–54, 1954–55, 1996–97, 1997–98, 2001–02,

2007–08

So long, Harvey... thanks for the laughs. Mel Brooks was right: This is a more serious world without you in it. Enjoy a couple of scenes here and remember him with a smile.

He's why I got interested in weather in the first place. He's still on WWJ AM-950. I found this video celebrating his 50 years in broadcasting and thought I'd share.

Due to various and sundry distractions, I seem to have washed my cell phone last night.

If you're trying to get hold of me via that method, you won't.

Email will likely work best for now.

That is all.

Via email from my friend Jen.

You can only type ONE Word! Not as easy as you might
think. Now copy or forward, change the answers to suit
You and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one
word answers. You can only type one word. Send it to
3 people including the person that sent it to you.



1. Where is your cell phone? car

2. Where is your significant other? somewhere

3. Your hair? greying

4. Your mother? dead

5. Your father? dead

6. Your favorite thing? peace

7. Your dream last night? lacking

8. Your dreams/goals? stalled

9. The room you're in? office

10. Your hobby? reading

11. Your fear? blades

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? teaching

13. Where were you last night? home

14. What you're not? happy

16. One of your wish list items? travel

17. Where you grew up? Michigan

18. The last thing you did? drove

19. What are you wearing? jeans

20. Your TV? off

21. Your pet? dogs

22. Your computer? dell

24. Your mood? tired

25. Missing someone? yes

26. Your car? tiny

27. Something you're not wearing? thong

28. Favorite store? Borders

29. Your summer? long

30. Love someone? yes

31. Your favorite color? blue

32. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday

33. Last time you cried? unknown

34. Who will resend this? nobody

To all of my veteran comrades who have served in combat and in peace, thank you.

Take a moment to remember those who never came back.

Robert Lynn Asprin of M.Y.T.H. Adventures and Phule's Company fame died May 22, 2008. He will be greatly missed.

From his web page, Myth Adventures:

Robert Asprin (1946-2008)

On May 22, 2008, Bob passed away quietly in his home in
New Orleans, LA. He had been in good spirits and working
on several new projects, and was set to be the Guest of Honor
at a major science fiction convention that very weekend.
He is survived by his mother, his sister, his daughter and his
son, and his cat, Princess, not to mention countless friends and fans and numerous legendary fictional characters.

He will be greatly missed.

If you wish to send a note to me or Bob’s family,
please write to Jodynye @ yahoo.com

Anyone who wishes to celebrate Bob’s life is welcome to show up for a ‘spontaneous wake’ at Fahy’s Irish Pub, the corner of Toulouse and Burgundy Streets in the French Quarter of New Orleans on Sunday evening, the 25th of May, 2008, from 9:00 PM until the last person leaves.

Bring your stories and your memories.

Raise a pint for me.

x-posted to obituary

Been a while since I posted. There are (good) things coming down the pike but I'm not going to say anything until I know absolutely for sure. I have a nasty habit of jinxing myself when I talk about things before they happen.

But in the meanwhile, here's a pithy quote I thought I'd share:

"As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." -H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

I haven't slept more than a couple of hours any night for the last week or more. When I lay down in bed, the wheezing begins in earnest and I just can't fall alseep. If I do happen to doze off, either the wheezing will wake me up or the various aches and pains in my shoulder and back will. I can't take any of my strong meds because they'll knock me out to the point where I can't get up for work. I'm taking handfuls of OTC decongestants and mucous thinners in an effort to try to thin things out in my chest. It's 11:40pm right now and I want to give it a chance to kick in before going to bed and trying, yet again, for more than half a night's sleep.

On top of it, I'm dealing with a devastating case of writer's block regarding my Latin America class. The paper is an 8-10 pager, and my focus is on how the writers of the various books we read in class treated the interactions between the United States military when they were an occupying force (in Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, Cuba, and Mexico) and the local citizens. I want to examine how the writers portrayed that relationship and whether it seemed more sympathetic to one side or the other. So far, despite reading and taking notes and sitting and writing for the past four days, I've accomplished only about 2.5 pages. Of mostly expository crap. I have to have this wrapped up and sealed with a pretty bow by Tuesday, a week late already.

I might try writing one of the German history book reviews and see if that mixes things up a little. But I don't know if I'll really have time. The crunch is totally getting too tight to even have wiggle room.

I just felt the need to vent a little bit. Comments are disabled since I don't want this to be seen as a ploy to get a pity party. I just needed to spend some time ranting while the meds are doing thier thing. Everything will seem much rosier after the 24th, when everything needs to be finished and this semester can be put to bed.

Speaking of bed... G'night.

Oh my god and seven.

Two weeks ago Sandy came down with a nasty bug. It was enough to put her out of commission for five straight days. She missed more work than I've ever seen her miss without having something to do in place of it. The last time this happened to her, four or five years ago, I helped her through that one and didn't even get a sniffle out of the deal. This time, all bets were off. By Tuesday afternoon(April 1) I was starting to feel not quite right. I suspected that I was going to get a "touch" of whatever Sandy had.

By Tuesday night, the "touch" had manifested itself into a full-fledged body-cavity search. I had a fever that was going up and down and every part of me hurt. And my breathing was shitty as well. I couldn't lay on either side for more than a few minutes without starting to wheeze and rattle and cough. So I made the decision to try to beat it through getting some rest and staying home on Wednesday. By Wednesday evening I felt a little bit better and thought I'd missed the worst of it. Wrong-o, Mary Lou.

I foolishly decided to go to work on Thursday which was a horrible mistake. I don't actually remember a lot of that day beyond hazy recollections of sitting in my chair trying to stay upright.

Friday was pretty much a repeat of Thursday except I was home and able to sleep off and on most of the day. I also took some cough medicine with codeine in it which made me even fuzzier but also let me get some reasonably continuous sleep. By Friday evening I was able to eat some bananas and drink Gatorade to alleviate the dehydration. The fever had peaked at about 100.1 (keeping in mind my normal body temp of about 96.7) and was slowly going down.

Saturday and Sunday were generally rest and recovery. I played with the dog but definitely got tired out all too easily and way before he got tired.

On the whole I feel considerably better today, Monday, than I did any time last week. This is just in time as I have to go into deep overdrive this week. My Latin America class' historiographic analysis paper is due tomorrow but I begged for another week to get it done since the alternative would have been to drop the class. There was no way at all I was going to be able to get the writing I needed to have finished by tomorrow in the condition that I was in. As it is, I'm going to have to spend all my time reading and taking notes to crank this paper out by next Tuesday (the 15th) and then have all of my book reviews done for my German history class by the 24th.

In terms of timing, mine sucks when it comes to getting sick. But I suppose it can always be worse than it is, since I have a little sliver of time to finish everything and this wasn't a two-week disease busting my chops.

Friday I go see the doc... I'm really hoping he can do something about this damnable lack of breathing and the wheezing. I sound like a moth-eaten accordion when I breathe. And it freakin' sucks. On my way to the bus to get my car this afternoon I ended up having to jog for all of 20 yards while the driver held it for me and when I sat down I was gasping for breath. Felt like I've been a three-pack-a-day smoker for the last 25 years.

I know I mentioned it before but the wheezing is particularly annoying tonight.

Damn damn damn.

From Yahoo News & Reuters:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. regulators on Thursday said they are probing a possible connection between Merck & Co's Singulair asthma drug and suicidal behavior.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration called the issue an emerging safety issue and said it is investigating a possible link between the drug and mood and behavior changes, including suicidal behavior and even suicide.

No causal relationship has been established, the FDA said.

Lovely. This is one of the drugs I should be taking (though I can't currently afford the $100 per month cost) to alleviate my asthma. And now I have to wonder if I start taking it, will I get depressed and suicidal?

Given my domestic situation at the moment I'm likely prone to depression. It isn't like I have a whole lot to be happy about there and with move-out deadlines looming it'll probably get worse before it gets better.

I took Celexa for a while and that too was linked to suicidal behaviors. Fortunately in that case, I didn't have any. On the whole it didn't seem to do too much for me but I don't know that a person who's depressed can always tell when they have mood shifts apart from extreme ones.

I'm going to the doc tomorrow (Friday) to talk about the worsening of my asthma and back pain but the solution for the short term at least is going to have to be medications all around. I don't have insurance since I'm a temp, I can't get VA medical coverage since I'm a veteran of peacetime, I make too much money for Medicaid, and I won't go to the community clinics because there are too many FMGs there and I don't want to take a space from someone who really needs the care. I have an application for a subsidy from Merck to reduce the cost of the Singulair to something like $10 or $20 per month. My doc just has to fill it out and say that I really need it.

So my goals for tomorrow are to get the paperwork filled out, get new scripts for Flexoril, Soma, and maybe Vicodin (for my back) and Albuterol, Advair, and Singulair. I'm going to turn into a freakin' walking pharmacy.

Now if I can keep from offing myself everything will be butterflies and kittens.

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I hope that the last visitor was Cthulhu.

You made it fun to watch football. And you made it possible to cheer for a Black and Blue division team that had a chance to winning.

Seen at celticmist's birthday party:



Photographic memory? Well, I dunno about that.

To send me on this cruise. If you can find me a Bettie Page look-alike to go along as well, that would be really fantastic.

The First Annual Bettie Page Halloween Theme Cruise

Featuring
* Rockabilly Legend Levi Dexter & World Famous Pin-Up Model Bernie Dexter
* Doo Wop Hall of Fame Musical Revue with The Cadillacs, The Five Keys, The Cleftones, The Clovers
* Burlesque Performances by Kitten de Ville and Kalani Kokonuts
* Wild Records Recording Acts - Omar and the Stringpoppers, Will and the Hi-Rollers, Gizzelle
* Meet Pin Up Artist Olivia For a Special Sail-a-Way Cocktail Party
* Chat Session and Q&A with Burlesque Icon Tempest Storm
* Bettie Page lookalike contest

I won't ask for anything else for at least a year if you send me on this.

Courtesy of divinedemon

Lawful evil and chaotic good together. Interesting. I'd always considered myself to be more a chaotic neutral person.

What is your Alignment? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Lawful Evil A Lawful Evil person is someone who respects laws, customs, or traditions, but will try to bend them to suit their own needs. These people have little concern for others they hurt, being intrinsically self motivated. Despite this, they value order and obedience to authority. Lawful Evil 75% Chaotic Good 70% True Neutral 55% Chaotic Neutral 50% Lawful Neutral 45% Neutral Good 45% Chaotic Evil 45% Neutral Evil 30% Lawful Good 25%